MAZDA!!+(lol)

=Hello all to my page. I am Maggie Anne Callinan, or more commonly known as The Janitor.= =I am the janitor at the infamous Banana Lounge Hotel. I, along with Imogen, the reseptionest, and Chloe, the owner and manager of the hotel, are pleased to have you stay with us.= =Now, I must tell you that I am not the Room Service person who delivers food to you, nor am I the Maid. I am simply the janitor. I do not like cleaning your rooms, or delivering you your food. I like scrubing the toilet, and refilling the pool because some little kid peed in it.= =I have been advised to tell you that we have a little problem with some rouge brussel sprouts that have invaded the hotel.= =Brussel Sprouts are deadly. They have a black evilness that ouses out of them when you eat them. This black evilness is a very deadly poisin, so I shall advise you to not go near them if you see them. They look a lot like Lord Voldimort except smaller and greener.= =If you spot one please call this number:= = = =0439576590= = = =and the Brussel Sprout hunters shall come and clean them up for you. Or you can just tell Miss Imogen, Miss Chloe or myself because we ARE the Brussel Sprout hunters.= =If you are not sure if it is a Brussel Sprout or just an overgrown pea, (we have a lot of them in the hotel) go and get Imogen (beacause she is the master of spotting Brussel Sprouts) and she can tell you weather It is are dangerous or not.= =If it is obviously a Brussel Sprout, come and get me (because I am the master of destroying Brussel Sprouts) and I shall take care of it in the most inhumane method I can think of in the few seconds I have before I have to eliminate the threat.= =If you like the taste of Brussel Sprouts (I cant imagine anyone who would) but now you are too scared to eat them, then go to Chloe, she shall teach you how to eat them without getting poisined.= =﻿Remember:= =﻿The hotline for Brussel Sprout Exterminators is:= =Mobile- 0439576590 (this phone number will reach my phone if you are sure the threat is a Brussel Sprout)= =Business: 5339-7765 (This phone number shall reach Imogen if you need help identifying the threat)= =Banana phone of Destiny: 9999888222 (This will reach Chloe if you want to book lessons on how to prepare Brussel Sprouts for eating safely)= =﻿Please enjoy your stay at the Banana Lounge Hotel, and remember, if your toilet needs cleaning or if you spot a Brussel Sprout, just call, and I shall be there!=

=﻿The Janitor, signing out!=

=﻿P.S Dont let the Brussel Sprouts bite you, thats just another way to get poisined.=

=﻿P.P.S If you get poisined, come strait to one of the Brussel Sprout Exteminators and we shall clean the poisin away from the wound (if you were biten) or we shall give you something to settle down your stomach whilst we wait for the ambulance to arrive. This will let you have more time to live. Brussel Sprout poisining is easily explained to the Medical Experts as "Food Poisining"!=

=(None of the phone numbers in this passage are real... well they proberly are, so dont ring them because you would proberly get some random person... Not that Chloe, Imogen and I arnt random!!)=

=﻿This just in: The Manager of The Banana Lounge Hotel, Miss Chloe Blanchard (Yes, she is single, but for a good reason) got bitten in the bottom by a Baby Brussel Sprout. Now baby Brussel Sprouts DONT kill you, they simply poisin you so that you turn into a baby. Or at least you act like you did when you were less then one year old. If you get bitten by a Brussel Sprout, come straight to us, and we shall be able to tell you weather it was a baby or an adult.=

=﻿Chloe shall be out of Business for a while and she asked me to give you this message: da bu da badalala gigagoga banana!=

=﻿If you get confronted ny this baby like Chloe, give her her wowwiepop. (humer her! If you dont have a wowwiepop, promise her ice-cream. Then report the confruntation to Imogen or myself. We shall supply you with ice cream and then when she confronts you for her ice-cream, you shall be ready and she shall never come back again, unless it work the opposite way and she wants more ice-cream!)=

=﻿Chloe is now all better. We cured her with a mixture of melted chocolate and marshmellows.=

=﻿If you want to know more about these baby Brussel Sprouts, please contact me, and I shall put you through to our expert, Caitlin Pearson. She will teach you how to spot them and how to treat the bite.= =I would like to thank chloe for creating a link to my page!= =﻿= ==