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The Land of Angry Birds

Welcome young padawan. Here you will be taught the ways of Angry Birdism. First you will need to complete a task. Buy the app and complete it. Then come to us.

Hello young one of the feather kind. You are welcome the Land of the Angry Birds whre Angry Birds roamed until the green pigs came along. Few have heard the story of the Angry Birds and Green Pigs. And i'm not gonna tell you until you are worthly.

Many say that Angry Birds was made by some dude but it is actually the foundations of Appligalaxy, home of all games. This is the story of the Angry Birds. But i am running out of breath some maybe another time, ok?

It goes like this..... The Big Bang, as you call was actually a display of super bright and powerful fireworks to celebrate our galaxys' 1000000000000th Birthday and was also the start of the life of Angry Birds. Our World was similar to Earth in the beginning but dramaticly changed. The Land of Angry Birds has a lower supply of water than Earth but we have a machine that changed all of the feathers of flown birds into cordial, flavour of cordial depends on the coloured feathers placed in the machine but anyway more stuff happened that i can't remember...

Anyway, after the Big Bang the Land of the Angry Birds began to fill up with baby Angry Birds (cute but deadly) that soon grew into Adults or just Angry Birds. These Angry Birds were just building their nests to keep their eggs in when the Green Piggies came. This was the start of World War Pig. Apparently the Pigs didn't know to NOT MESS WITH THE ANGRY BIRDS EGGS. And since then the two have been fighting.